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Friday, May 12, 2017

Frances Okeke: GOVERNOR IFEANYI OKOWA AND THE 15MILLION NAIRA GIF...

Frances Okeke: GOVERNOR IFEANYI OKOWA AND THE 15MILLION NAIRA GIF...: Silas: Efenation! Chai! This boy is blessed. This boy is… Vendor: Oga, no dey open my paper like that unless you wan buy am. (snatch...

GOVERNOR IFEANYI OKOWA AND THE 15MILLION NAIRA GIFT


Silas: Efenation! Chai! This boy is blessed. This boy is…
Vendor: Oga, no dey open my paper like that unless you wan buy am. (snatches the paper from him)
Paul: What! Fifteen million naira!
Silas: He who God has blessed no man can curse. Kai! I wish I was him. God bless this Governor and…
Paul: Was the fifteen million for a service he rendered to the state or a contract. Mr vendor, please let me…
Vendor: You wan buy the paper?
Paul: I just want to read this story.
Vendor: Me I just want to enter helicopter, build one storey building for my village and visit Queen Eliza.
Silas: (laughs) Tap into efenation’s blessing. The way…
Paul: Touché Mr vendor.
Vendor: why I go touch you?
Paul: I didn’t…Ok, do you have any idea why the fifteen million naira was given?
Vendor: Na dash e dash am.
Paul: Dash?
Vendor: Gift.
Paul: Wow! This can’t be true. It must be a rumour.
Vendor: Rumour ke? You no see am for paper?
Paul: it must be someone trying to tarnish the Governor’s image.

Friday, May 5, 2017

"THE RICH AND FAMOUS SHOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED"



I overheard a group of people discussing the suicides in the country lately. One of them said,

‘How can someone who is a doctor, has a job, a car, he even has a driver o, come and tell us he’s depressed. What about people that don’t even have money to buy pure water to drink, have they killed themselves?’

Everyone laughed amidst shouts of agreement. Another went on,

‘If you’re rich or a celebrity in this country, you have no stupid reason to commit suicide.’

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